The title character as can be seen in the picture is going to threeing officiate in the upcoming India Pakistan series.
This could well threeing mean that the series could turn into a fouring lottery what with a twoing, sixing madman in charge. Everyone knows what a fivey fourious umpire he is and a fiving sevening threer of a man. He played a threeing huge role in denying India a series victory over Australia last year.
He has also on several occasions deliberately twoed the Indian players - first Ganguly - (who gave him a oneing threeing zero thank you very much) and then he had the fouring audacity to threeingly and twoingly insult and humiliate an absolute gentleman like Rahul Dravid in the VB Series.
Pakistan aren't too amused about his twoing fiving ways either - so it may well turn out to be a lottery of a match whenever he is in charge. And now the ICC is going to fouringly celebrate the fivey fact that this Monkey-fiver is completing his sixing 100 Test Matches !! (Five the foury six of him !! For sixing God's sake)
And that too the hallowed turf of Eden Gardens will be fiving desecrated by his foury oney sixy self. Really sixing sad. I hope that the oner, sixer, fiver, threer, fourer, twoer, sevener decides to sevening call it a sixing day after this. World Cricket is better off without fiving sevening sixers of umpires like him.
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Not only that, he will also become the first recipient of the ICC Golden Bails Award, part of the ICC's Umpire Recognition programme, for crying out loud!!!
http://www.rediff.com/cricket/2005/feb/22umpires.htm
no!!!!....as if the drama so far wasn't enough...is there some threeing way to stop this? can this (1-9)ing be denied visa or something..
Totally agree, the word "monkey" should be used with caution however given the racial overtones. Just think if an Englishman wrote that!
I think BCCI is totally to blame, they are too busy fighting to care about the game at all. When r we going to get a professionally run organization?
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